Questions
1. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
2. Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
3. Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" have an expiry date?
4. Why are Softballs hard?
5. Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
6. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to extreme speeds when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
7. Why is it called "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
8. Why is it called taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
9. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
10. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
11. Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't wear any pants?
12. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
13. What colour would a Smurf turn if you choked it?
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